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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Flat_Earth Flat Earth and Global Warming
One consequence of the Flat Earth theory is a neat and indisputable disproof of the theory of Global Warming. The argument goes along the lines of "if you ain't got no globe, you don't ain't not got no global warming!" This consequence has led to an upsurge in political and scientific interest in the Flat Earth theory. Some have however stated that a flat world may be liable to Planar Warming, which (given that a flat world would have much less volume to contain heat than a spherical one) would be akin to living in a frying pan.
Others have suggested that Planar Warming might cause the surface of the planet to expand and become convex to the point that it becomes a sphere. This has led to another bunch of idiots pointlessly suggesting that the Earth was a disc as some point in the past, only becoming globular during the industrial revolution. No comment!
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Ah, but just this morning I was considering joining the Flat Earth Society. Since we know that science and society are dominated by a group that are deliberately setting out to misinform us about the world then the Earth must be flat. So it behooves all of us to join the FES and help to correct the matter.
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I read that the universe is flat so it stands to reason the Earth must be flat too. Things fall off the edge. Don't believe me? Seen any dinosaurs lately?
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Well- I'm just hanging on underneath-- so that's OK!
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Well- I'm just hanging on underneath Could that be where the dinosaurs are?
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the moon and planets are also flat.
everything in the universe is flat.
even the universe is flat.
so why shouldnt the earth be flat?
and why dont we use flat baseballs and flat basketballs and flat footballs and flat scocker balls and flat ping pong balls and flat balloons and flat atoms.
3/4 inch of dust build up on the moon in 4.527 billion years,LOL and QM is fantasy science.
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This theory of flatness has become ridiculous. But I see how this was provoked
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Ahh, but as a musician I remember that being sharp is just as wrong as being flat.
And, that a B sharp is a C...
So, if you see flat, you must be sharp!!
However, a B flat is the same as an A sharp
So, if the Cees are warming, they must B Sharp
Bottom line - get your money out of the banks and spend it NOW!!
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Hi Edwin. get your money out of the banks and spend it NOW!! What money would that be?
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get your money out of the banks and spend it NOW!! and spend it on food and things to keep you warm and cool and things to cleanse the water you can find. and make sure you buy everything from walmart so it will have to be shipped 6 thousand miles to you.
3/4 inch of dust build up on the moon in 4.527 billion years,LOL and QM is fantasy science.
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and make sure you buy everything from walmart Have a care, you'll be having more posts removed if you advertise!
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I was tempted to remark that this thread was getting silly; then I looked at the OP and realised it had been like that from the start. What idiot would start a thread like that? 
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